So…Elon must be having trouble trying to rig the vote again, isn’t he?

Want to join the FBI? First, you must demonstrate proficiency at mixed martial arts. Second, you must possess a deep desire to be penetrated by a horse’s cock. If you meet those criteria, congratulations! You officially qualify to be an agent in the FBI!

Just give him a Nobel Prize for achievements in pants-shitting and child raping. Maybe that’ll get him to shut the fuck up.