My mother used to say “If wishes were horses,” and I had no idea where that came from. I didn’t get internet until after her death in 2001. I looked up that saying and the complete version is, " If wishes were horses then beggars would ride. " Apparently, it’s a very old saying so I guess adults weren’t always gross.

I think you should call it Librarian.

Preloaded with Mx Linux: https://us.starlabs.systems/?shpxid=03ed0b64-1e49-4b1c-afc0-5b0e23936b9d

Preloaded with Pop! OS: https://system76.com/laptops

There are many more. Go to distrowatch or search distros by name and you’ll find have a link on their site to computers with their system preloaded.

The plan is to artificially inflate the number of users with bots to fool advertisers into thinking there are a lot more users than there really is so they’ll advertise on Reddit. This is the only thing that matters now.